riannafinch:

Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age

(via infinitestars45)

davedirk:

do u ever just

suddenly remember how unattractive u are

and just

oh

(via likediamondsinthenight)

basedgosh:

girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared

THIS! like asdfghjkl; why it’s good but then it’s bad.

(via symphonyofaloser)

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

(Source: joesphjonas, via avisame)

dampsandwich:

oh my god unf………….ollowed

(via sanity-is-over-rated)